I'm just saying...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to givethe vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling offthe table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do we press the elevator button more than once? Will that make it come faster?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.Think of your three best friends – if they're okay, then it's you.

Have a great day?

I just realized I was tagged...

with Jen and Brittney from Aunt Claudia...

My Husband.......
1. Where did you first meet? At the Police Dept. I was picking up evidence.
2. How long did you date before you got married? 6 months.
3. How long have you been married? We just celebrated our 25th anniversary.
4. What does he do that surprises you? He scares the hell out of me all the time to be funny.
5. What is your favorite feature of his? How is eyes smile and twinkle when he smiles.
6. What is your favorite quality of his? His honesty.
7. Does he have a nickname for you? Princess or Robbie.
8. What is his favorite color? Orange.
9. What is his favorite food? He loves to BBQ.
10. What is his favorite sport? Golf and anything on ESPN.
11. When and where was your first kiss? On our first date at his trailer.
12. What is your favorite thing to do as a couple? We like to go to Peet's in the morning and have a breaksnack and drink.
13. Do you have any children? We have 3 of the best and one grand-daughter.
14. Does he have a hidden talent? He is a big teddy bear.
15. How old is he? He will be 48 next month.
16. Who said "I love you" first? We said it at the same time. Great minds think alike.
17. What is his favorite type of music? He listens to my country but he likes Sports Talk Radio.
18. What do you admire most about him? He is a hard worker and makes me laugh.
19. Do you think he will read this? Not unless I show him, he has a job and I am unemployed so I have way too much time on my hands. hahaha
20. I tag: Jenna, Zoey, Brittney, Kayla, Kristen, Kelly, Julianne, Delaney, Shani and Danelle.

Robbin vs Pete

I stole this off Jenna's page, looks like fun. Here goes:
1. Who eats more? Pete has a bigger appetite that me.
2. Who said "I love you" first? We said it at the same time.
3.How long have you been together? 25 wonderful years and counting.
4. Who sings better? Neither of us, we suck!
5. Who's older? He is by 2 1/2 years.
6. Who's smarter? Pete, no question about it.
7. Who's temper is worse? That would be me, but don't cross him.
8. Who does the laundry? I do, have you seen what he does to the laundry?
9. Who does the dishes? Me or the kids.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? I do until he wants to trade sides, which is like every 2 nights. Silly man.
11. Who snores? I hear we both make beautiful music. (right Wendi?)
12. Who's hair is longer? Mine
13. Who's better with the computer? Depends on what you need done, but probably me.
14. Do you have pets? Do three kids count?
15. Who pays the bills? Pete
16. Who cooks dinner? I do unless we BBQ.
17. Who drives when you are together? I do, he says his license is suspended.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner? He does.
19. Who is the most stubborn? Oh that would definately be me. ; )
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong? Me, he is never wrong. (hahaha)
21. Who's parents do you see more? Probably his mom
22. Who named your pet? We don't have a pet anymore, but it used to be Screwball. (the bunny)
23. Who kissed who first? We totally kissed each other. XOXOXOXO's
24. Who asked who out? Pete asked me out after he pulled me over in his Police Cruiser.
25. Where was your first date? We went to dinner in Provo, it was awesome.
26. Who's more sensitive? He is sensitive when it comes to his kids, I am probably the most sensitve though. Pete hates drama or discussing feelings.
27. Who's taller? Pete is.
28. Who plays better golf? Hahaha, who do you think...Pete
29. Who has more siblings? I do.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship? We both wear the pants, its a partnership.