*People who have rules that they don't follow themselves.
*Those people who just HAVE to pull out in front of you (when nobody's behind you)
. . . . then go really friggin slow.
*Those irritating people who keep inching forward at red lights then don't go when the damned thing turns green!
*Networks who won't keep a show in the same time slot for any amount of time then cancel it because it can't find an audience (well duh we can't find it!!)
*DJ's who keep talking when the song is playing.
*Anybody who drives slower than me.
*People that get in my way when I have something to get done.
*Those damn semi-transparent network logos that take up the bottom 1/4 of the TV screen.
*People who lose 100+ pounds on the subway diet (yeah right).
*When you go past the time you want to set the alarm clock to.
*People who stop in the middle of the isle....right in front of you.
*When you forget what you were going to say.
*When you go into a room to get something and you forget what you went to get.
*When I don't understand how to do something on the computer. (Matty help me!)
*People who don't appreciate what you do for them.
*When someone is about to tell you something then goes "no wait, never mind".
*When you bite your tongue or cheek.
*When you forget sunscreen because you don't think you will get burned.
*People that are lazy and leave work for others.
*When a chip bag is half filled with air.
*When there are no spots in a parking lot.
*When you are IMing and someone IMs you and you type in that IM instead of the intended one. Even worse if you send the message to the wrong person.
*When you are in a hurry and you hit every red light, and get behind every slow car.
*When people say,"Can I ask you a question?" This is clearly a question, leaving you no options, as they have already asked you a question.
*Long toenails.
*Dirty fingernails.
*Crab grass.
*Snakes and lizards (why did God invent them?).
*When you are drinking something, and it "goes down the wrong pipe".
*When your favorite pen runs out of ink.
*Dirty flip flops.
*People who wear flip flops with jeans and a jacket.
*When you wait at the doctors office for an hour, and see the doctor for 5 minutes.
*When you dial a number, and you get that loud screeching noise.
*People who don't leave messages.
*When you work out all week and eat healthy, get on the scale and nothing, no weight loss!
*Illegal immigrants.
*Having my gas gauge below 1/2 tank.
*When something really irritates you and there is not a damn thing you can do to change it!!!!!

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